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God hates us all, Jesus loves us all...

(: Welcome To Heaven :)

Created on 2004-06-21 12:37:02 (#3561902), last updated 2008-11-13

1,001 comments received, 1,099 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:Jesus Christ
Location:Salt Lake City, Iraq
Bio
I'm Jezus, what's not to know?
Games i need 2 get: (updated 12-20-07)
DS: Civilization Revolutions, Advance Wars: Days of Ruin
PC: Spore
PS2: ITG2 :(
X360: Banjo Kazooie 3, GTA IV, Turning Point: Fall of Liberty


MY HALL OF FAME YTMNDS



HALL OF FAME VIDEOS:
(NAME - LINK - NAME) means that it was given to me by a person, not a website, and I'm giving them recognition.





Video game Inspirational 'Letter'
I caught you fapping
Megaman Goes To Willamette Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
Master Chief Sucks at Halo
Crazy Braves' Manager
Pop Rocks Commercial
Fight Club was about gays.
Welcome to the Ghetto
These robots can't die.
Screech about to get beat
Crazy Lady fakes Hit and Run
Stop Staring!
Leaf-Blower Hovercraft
Holy CRAP (Tongue)
I think this is cool...
Squirrel Slingshot
Hamster Fight!
Retard
Great Singer
Break Dancer Breaks Child's Face
Palindromic Song
DEVELOPERS!
These guys are gay
Midget on COPS
This Tiger is a Douche
Good Football Player
300 featuring Rick James
U.S. Soldiers are Funny
He lives with Wolves... Amazing!
FERRET STRANGLER
SNL's OC Spoof
Homeless James Bond
Awesome Explosion
Boston man is attacked by pizza (baseball) Part 1 Part 2
Feeding 100 Dogs at once
Haloid (ending sucks)
WTF PS3
Will Ferrell in 'Landlord'
Fishing Shows are Funny
Evil Knievel jumps the Grand Canyon
Geyser in the Middle of Traffic
Rapper w/ Down Syndrome
Black Hitler
Earth is getting bigger.
Gayest Thing Ever. (Period)
Horny Dog
Kangaroos hate Women
What women need
Want to get away?
I would have sh*t my pants
A Dolphin having fun
What an asshole
GAY ANIMALS
Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 is fun
Top Gun is Gay
Best Pr0n Evar??? (SFW)
300- The PG Version
Kyle Dunnigan is FUNNAY
Pwn't by Bluetooth
Cat Attacks Reporter
Jay & Silent Bob (The F*cking Short Version)(NSFW)
Perfect Husband
Vegas Take Down
Must Love Jaws
Got Anorexia?
Great Helicopter Pilot (jk)
SMB Video
iRack - MadTV
lol, Emo(s)
24 meets Goonies
1337 Pantomime
What. The. Hell. (Lazer Tag)
Cool Guitarist
Olli Williams Montage
Drunk Squirrel
It's a walk-off...
I Dream of Genie
The Number 24
Guess What's in my Pants!
Street Fighter E
Shadow Artists
His gf sleeps with his mom
Rednecks have to have some fun, too
Perfect Circle
Leia's 22nd Birthday
PS3 Song
Sparkling Wiggles (NSFW if you have a filthy mind)
Lots of Facts (Watch them all, damnit!)
Wickerman Rules
Youtube Nerd (Watch 'Last Blog Ever')
Funny Jamaican Tour Guide
The French Military in Action (Wait for it!)
Headshot with Flare gun
Woman with no arms
ATHF in 24
Danish Speed Limit Problem
Garry's Mod Dance vid
Halo 3 footag3
College Saga Ep1
Crazy Theif
How to Shower Properly (SFW)
Surfing with Dynamite
lol, Conan
Steal some Cars
Fatty
Chriss Angel: Cell Phone->Beer Bottle
Crazy Bride
"PetSpa" in Action!
Scuba Diving Cat (and dog)
How??? (Woman Driver)
Awesome Prehistoric Shark
Halo 3 in Halo:CE
lol, waht (best flash/vid evar???)
Animator vs. Animation 2
Animator vs. Animation
Spoiled Rich Girl
Crazy Black People
'Scrubs' is Funny
'The Shining' Redux
'Dumb and Dumber' Redux
Tetris in RL!
She's a hacker.
Bumper Cars!
This is awesome
High Speed Compilation
The Asian Laugh Song
WTF?! (Venture Bros. fans watch)
Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood
How to survive in the desert
She isn't 1337, but that guy is.
1337 Rabbit
Idiot with Firecrackers and Stapler
Hyenas are Dirty
Cheerleader Bloopers 1
Cheerleader Bloopers 2
Asian/Matrix Ping Pong
Wii Sex Toy (possibly NSFW)
Wii n00b
Order of Movies- Reviewed by the Angry Nintendo Nerd
The Power Glove - Reviewed by the Angry Nintendo Nerd
BIBLES GAMES - Reviewed by the Angry Nintendo Nerd
Karate Masters!
Inner Demons
Rejected Wii Titles
Emo people shouldn't drive
Tickle me Emo
Tickle me Elmo on fire
Second Life CNET Interview goes wrong (info also) (NSFW)
Fruit Cake Lady (Jay Leno)
D*ck In A Box (NSFW)
Knicks vs. Nuggets
Jigsaw gets pwn't
How Cocaine is Made
Joe Rogan pwns Women
Office Stress
Insane Base Jump
WD-40 Explosion
Awesome Bike Tricks
Short Comedy
1337 Parking Skills
Master of MS Paint
85 years in 40 seconds
Christmas Shopping!
The effect of LSD on cats
Asian Simpsons
Wow, wtf. Martial arts ftl.
$1,337 in Jeopardy
Hamster in a Video Game
Cheating
Urban Sprinting
Kramer loses it
Dice Stacker (It's AWESOME)
Dumbass Burglar
Black Raptors (NSFW)
lol, Donald Rumsfeld
I'm sure this will piss everyone off a little bit. (NSFW)
Boat fun
Animals are better than you
Office Space Redux
You won't guess what happens next (will be down soon)
GTA Mario
C-SPAN Prank Calls (NSFW)
Darth Vader is funny
What an idiot.
The Attention Whore (NSFW I guess)
PAUL - "Torn" in sign language - PAUL
Ross and Steve Irwin (Jay Leno)
Animal Dance! (NSFW)
Tiger Woods pwns 2
Tiger Woods pwns
BOOM! FACEPLANT!
lol, Steve Irwin
Yucko the Clown at Cancun
lol, Tourette's
Evolution of Beauty
Spelling Bee (NSFW)
lol, Close call (NSFW)
Go Tigers!
Hot chick who is 1337
South Park & WoW
Myspace: The Daily Show Perspective
Jets vs. Colts- Oct. 1st (Watch until end!)
Comedy Central visits Snoop's House
Police Crashes
Woman's Fantasy's
Blues Clues is Amazing (STEVE WUZ BETTAR)
Yelling at Cats (NSFW-Watch until end)
Renault Rally Crashes
9/11 Tribute :(
Urban Ninja 2
Urban Ninja (SMB Edit)
Fuller House (NSFW)
Best Song Ever.
Conan's Emmy Intro
Penalty Kick
Garry Has Cancer Halloween Special
Hope is Emo
Wanna go to the Club?
How to save a life
Croyt's German Twin (UT2004 is SB) (NSFW)
Real Street Magic (NSFW)
Spicy Nacho Doritos?? wtf...
Animated World
The Nickle Trick
Angry Nintendo Nerd's Game Reviews (NSFW)
Juggernaut Bitch!: Juggment Day Part 2 (NSFW)
Playing Halo 2 while Drunk! (NSFW)
1337 Dodging action
Mr. Dragon Slayer Man
Spongebob pwns
You are not the father
lol, pickles
Macromedia Flash Battle
Chriss Angel is Crazy!
Resident Evil 4 Skit
Hyperactive
Pokemon! (Has nothing to do with Cosby) (NSFW)
Scare Me! (NSFW)
Don't Wear a Mask in Public
4 (technically 10) Second clip of PWNAGE
PSP Rip Off
DS Rip Off
The Evolution Dance
Kid gets PWN'T (ouch...) (NSFW)
First Winner on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"
Move Ova for SuperNOVA (I know it's retarded)
The Legend of Max (Vocal Version)
Drive Bys :D! (NSFW)
Riverdance + DDR...?
Halo 3-2: Halo 4 The Movie
Halo 3 The Movie
I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!!! (NSFW, obviously)
Metal Gear Awesome (NSFW)
Rise of The Mushroom Kingdom
-New Link!- Myspace the Movie -New Link!-
Rejected Cartoons
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
FPS_Doug in XBOX 360 Commercial (NSFW)
CHRONICles of Narnia
Croyt's Anger II (NSFW)
Croyt's Anger (NSFW)
Gamecube Fanboy pwn3d
Invincible Gamecube
Garry Has Cancer

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Interests (59):

1337, advance wars, awds, being uber 1337, cheese, computers, dance with intensity, dbz, ddr, dukamok, dvds, fire team charlie, ftc, gameboy advance, half life, half-life, halo, halo 2, halo 2 pwns, halo 3, halo 3=secks, halo:ce=worst game ever, in the groove, internet, itg, itg2, itg2 dedicab, itg2 dedicated cabinets, lol, masturbating, movies, music, nintendo ds, not emo faygits, not gamecube, omgsecks, oral exams, paranoia, people, ps2, ps3, psone, pwnin, pwnin evry1 lawl, pwnin n00bs, racist jokes, red vs blue, revolution, runescape, rvb, saying racial slurs, smack talking, stepmania, trip machine, video games, w00t, wtf? pancakes, xbox, xbox 360

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